220 名前：名無しさん＠お腹いっぱい。[sage] 投稿日：04/09/21 19:32:15
18年ぐらい前に大阪に「ケンシロウラーメン」ゆう店あった。
俺は700円もするケンシロウラーメン(醤油)を頼んだ。
他には
トキラーメン(味噌)750円
ジャギラーメン(豚骨)750円
ラオウラーメン(チャーシューメン)900円
があった。
そこの店主あほや。
ラーメン作ってる時、「ウワッチャ〜!!」
湯切ってるとき、「ア〜タタタタタタタ…」わめいとる。
テーブルに出す時「北斗百裂拳!!完成です」ゆうて置いとる。
爆笑や。 食うた瞬間あまりのまずさに「あべし!!」とわめいた。
まさに「このラーメンは死んでいる」という、まずさや。
開店して1ヶ月で即行つぶれとる。
あのおっさん今何しとるんか気になるわ。
- Reference
閑。 - 2004-10-06
http://nini.blogtribe.org/entry-171d2d08d383e9fb53485dd37daf3ed1.html
| 拒絶条件 | 阻止率増分 | 阻止率累計 |
| 逆引き失敗 | 38.4 | 38.4 |
| [ルール1] | 44.5 | 82.9 |
| [ルール2] | 7.6 | 90.5 |
| [ルール3] | 6.5 | 97.0 |
| [ルール4] | 0.9 | 97.9 |
| [ルール5] | 0.3 | 98.2 |
| [ルール6] | 0.0 | 98.2 |
| ブラックリスト | 0.5 | 98.7 |
| HELOコマンド | 0.4 | 99.1 |
| 送信者ドメイン | 0.0 | 99.1 |
| 内容 | 0.0 | 99.1 |
smtpd_client_restrictions =
permit_mynetworks,
check_client_access regexp:/etc/postfix/client_restrictions,
reject_unknown_client
- /etc/postfix/client_restrictions に以下を記述
# Client restriction specifications for Postfix aiming at anti-UCE
# Contributed by ASAMI Hideo (Japan), Jun. 2004
# Refer to: http://www.gabacho-net.jp/en/anti-spam/
#
# To use this file, add following lines into the /etc/postfix/main.cf file:
#
# smtpd_client_restrictions =
# permit_mynetworks,
# check_client_access regexp:/etc/postfix/client_restrictions,
# reject_unknown_client
#
# where "client_restrictions" is the name of this file.
#
# *** WHITE LIST ***
#
# When you find a proper mail relay server which is rejected by the rules
# specified below, insert here a permission specification taking a leaf from
# the following examples. Note that the dotted decimal notation of an IP
# address is available only when reverse lookup fails.
#
#/^223\.123\.45\.67$/ OK
#/^223-123-45-67\.example\.net$/ OK
#
# *** BLACK LIST ***
#
# When you find a UCE sender's FQDN which is not rejected by the generic
# protection rules specified below, insert here a denial specification taking
# a leaf from the following practical examples. You should specify a subdomain
# name or a substring together with the domain name if possible so that you can
# avoid rejecting proper mail relay servers in the same domain.
#
# pD9E799A1.dip.t-dialin.net (hexadecimal used)
/\.dip\.t-dialin\.net$/ 450 domain UCE-blacklisted
#
# ool-43511bdc.dyn.optonline.net (hexadecimal used)
/\.dyn\.optonline\.net$/ 450 domain UCE-blacklisted
#
# zaq3d7d6ded.zaq.ne.jp (hexadecimal used)
/^zaq.+\.zaq\.ne\.jp$/ 450 domain UCE-blacklisted
#
# user-0cetcbr.cable.mindspring.com
# user-vc8fldi.biz.mindspring.com
/^user.+\.mindspring\.com$/ 450 domain UCE-blacklisted
#
# rt-dkz-1699.adsl.wanadoo.nl
# c3eea5738.cable.wanadoo.nl (hexadecimal used)
/\.(adsl|cable)\.wanadoo\.nl$/ 450 domain UCE-blacklisted
#
# pr86.internetdsl.tpnet.pl
# fq217.neoplus.adsl.tpnet.pl
# pa148.braniewo.sdi.tpnet.pl
/\.(internetdsl|adsl|sdi)\.tpnet\.pl$/ 450 domain UCE-blacklisted
#
# ACBBD419.ipt.aol.com (hexadecimal used)
/\.ipt\.aol\.com$/ 450 domain UCE-blacklisted
#
# *** GENERIC PROTECTION ***
#
# [rule 1]
# ex: evrtwa1-ar3-4-65-157-048.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.net
# ex: a12a190.neo.rr.com
/^[^\.]*[0-9][^0-9\.]+[0-9]/ 450 may not be mail exchanger
#
# [rule 2]
# ex: pcp04083532pcs.levtwn01.pa.comcast.net
/^[^\.]*[0-9]{5}/ 450 may not be mail exchanger
#
# [rule 3]
# ex: 398pkj.cm.chello.no
# ex: host.101.169.23.62.rev.coltfrance.com
/^([^\.]+\.)?[0-9][^\.]*\.[^\.]+\..+\.[a-z]/ 450 may not be mail exchanger
#
# [rule 4]
# ex: wbar9.chi1-4-11-085-222.dsl-verizon.net
/^[^\.]*[0-9]\.[^\.]*[0-9]-[0-9]/ 450 may not be mail exchanger
#
# [rule 5]
# ex: d5.GtokyoFL27.vectant.ne.jp
/^[^\.]*[0-9]\.[^\.]*[0-9]\.[^\.]+\..+\./ 450 may not be mail exchanger
#
# [rule 6]
# ex: dhcp0339.vpm.resnet.group.upenn.edu
# ex: dialupM107.ptld.uswest.net
# ex: PPPbf708.tokyo-ip.dti.ne.jp
# ex: adsl-1415.camtel.net
/^(dhcp|dialup|ppp|adsl)[^\.]*[0-9]/ 450 may not be mail exchanger
#!/bin/sh
echo "Content-Type: text/plain"
echo
echo "Mail reject log"
echo
cat /var/log/maillog.4 /var/log/maillog.3 /var/log/maillog.2 /var/log/maillog.1 /var/log/maillog \
| grep 'reject:' \
| gawk '
BEGIN {
count=0
}
{
printf "[%s %2d %s] %s\n", $1, $2, $3, substr($0,
match($0, /reject:/))
++count
}
END {
print "\ncount =", count
}
'
